Is this some vain attempt to give the blog life again?
WHO THE FUCK KNOWS! I'm not making any promises. All I know is that I made cookies, they are the bee's knees and the world needs to know about them.
Fact: The Oxford Comma has been annihilated. I am upset about it, but am acting accordingly.
Fact: I have been meaning to blog. I enjoy writing, and my outlets are few and far between.
Fact: You can no longer find newer work by me on Alpinist, but you can continue to find it on verticalgirl.com. Also, anyone who is a climber (female), would like to try a hand writing about it and isn't afraid of exposing their work to the world should throw something together and send it to email@example.com. It may just make it on the website!
Fact: Although this blog hasn't seen new material since April, it's not because I haven't been eating.
Cherry swirl pancakes with crumble topping
Cashew Tofu from VeganDad
Last night was the first day this week I've cooked. I've been in the lovely Leelanau, eating out every night. Dinner was stuffed bell peppers with a baguette on the side, courtesy of Bay Bread Co. I desperately wanted cookies afterwards, but watched a movie instead.
Beau's plate, arranged as a smiley face.
So, I made cookies early this morning. Why not? Honey badger don't give a shit.
Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies (Better with dried cherries)
2 cups + 2 tbsp all purpose flour
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 baking soda
2 tsp baking powder
1 1/2 tbsp ground flax, mixed with 4 tbsp water
3/4 cup (tub) Earth Balance
1 cup light brown sugar
2 tsp vanilla
1 1/2 cups chocolate chips (or a mix of chocolate chips and dried cherries)
Pre-heat oven to 325. Melt the Earth Balance in the microwave (note, I used tub EB, not stick). Meanwhile, mix the flax and water and allow to congeal. In a small bowl, mix the flour, salt, baking soda and baking powder. Afterwards, in a larger bowl, mix the melted EB, brown sugar, vanilla and flax mixture. Once well-combined, add the flour mixture in spurts. Once everything is well mixed, stir in the chocolate chips (and/or cherries). Drop dough balls about a quarter cup in size onto parchment covered cookie sheets (unless you're a real badass and have silicon baking sheets like me). Bake for 18-20 minutes, or until brown.
Consume as many as possible while they are warm, preferably with a tall, bourgeois glass of your favorite milk alternative.
WHY AM I NOT STILL HERE?