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And now we are 101.

Today's a day off. I don't really know what to do with myself on days off anymore. I feel like my motivation to do anything other than sit on my ass has tanked. I need to be given more tasks. Hopefully that problem will be resolved sometime within the next 48 hours. More on that another day.

I tweeted that I had a pancake recipe to share with you, and I am here to deliver. Yes, shocking, Pancake has a fucking pancake recipe. Last week I wanted some for lunch. I had an avocado. I had cocoa powder. Yes. I had chocolate-avocado pancakes. It was swell.

THE RECIPE.

Chocolate-Avocado Pancakes

INGREEDZ:

1/2 cup avocado, mashed

2 T agave

1 T safflower oil (If i had had some, I would've used coconut oil)

2 T cocoa powder

1/4 cup flaxmeal

1/4 cup coconut flour

1/2 cup all purpose flour

1/2 tsp salt

2 tsp baking powder

1 cup soymilk

DO THIS:

In a medium bowl, mix avocado, agave, oil, and cocoa powder. Meanwhile, start heating a tablespoon of Earth Balance or margarine over medium heat on your cast iron skillet (if you don't have one, leave. Just. Leave). In a smaller bowl, mix the flax, flours, salt, and baking powder. Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, alternating with the "milk." Don't over-mix. These are pancakes. They like clumps. Proceed to cook as normal pancakes. I enjoyed mine with the standard--maple syrup.

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